Arts
things I write

September 26, 2025
A Visit from St. Jerome
'Twas the night before Fed-day, with debt piled high
#poetry#satire#finance

August 20, 2025
Campus Response to Upcoming Conclave
The feelings on campus about the upcoming conclave are diverse, especially among various groups of Catholics.
#satire#notre dame#catholicism

August 20, 2025
Fr. Dowd Promises Not to Name Anything After Himself
The newly-sworn president vowed in his inaugural address to not name any buildings, departments, centers, chairs, or coaching positions after himself.
#satire#notre dame#favorites

August 20, 2025
Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing
Notre Dame’s Department of Animal Husbandry decided to host a symposium.
#satire#notre dame

August 18, 2025
Rime of the Ancient Senator
#poetry#satire#politics